45 posts categorized "WTF?"

January 14, 2009

Somethin came flyin outta that faaat locka

January 09, 2009

Screw 40 days and 40 nights...

...we're getting it done in 2 days and 2 nights.


Snoqualmie river flood 


There was hope of trying out a new BIIx on local steel.  We're gonna have to wait.  The pic above shows the mainstem of the Snoqualmie River about 7 miles from my house.

The back up plan would normally be the Skykomish - which has shit the bed just as nicely.

Sky graph jan 09

December 22, 2008

Livin in a van...

...down by the Animas river.  Here's a view from David Porterfied's boat just outside of Durango. 

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Damn we miss him -

December 17, 2008

It's not that bad

Just when I thought my recent Steelheading luck couldn't get worse I ran across this pic and realized that life ain't all that bad.

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December 12, 2008

Tis the season

I thought the mole was sorta sexy.

December 07, 2008

Our weekend in Baja with the A-Team

What do you do on a snowy Northwest Sunday with little to no energy or cerebral power to crank out insightful Chum content?  You surf stupid sites and find one with a program that auto-generates an A-Team episode.  It's kinda like Madlibs.  Only for retards.

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Make your own A-Team Episode

"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

A-Team Episode Generator

Story by Rathbun


The A-Team is hired by Bennett to go to Baja to rescue Rathbun's mother from K.C. Walsh, who is intent on taking control of Baja. B.A. is afraid to fly ,so they drug him and Murdock flies them to Baja.
They arrive and go into the nearest Moldy Chum where they get into a fight after asking about the clients mother.
They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers. The little village in Baja is living in terror of K.C. Walsh and the accompanying band of thugs.
Face convinces the villagers to let them go by saying - Get some bitch
Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn a spey rod and a big roto hammer into a deadly weapon .
Hanibal pretends to be governer of alaska, but K.C. Walsh catches on and tries to power tea-bag Hanibal. Murdoch rescues Hanibal at the last second.
Then Hannibal goes in their front door in their deadly float tube . They manage to defeat all the thugs. K.C. Walsh holds a gun to Faces head and escapes using the deadly float tube as transportation.
The A-Team pursues them. Murdoch shoots out the side window. When K.C. Walsh slows down to take a turn Rathbun's mother jumps out and is helped up by Face.
Hanibal throws explosives, causing the deadly float tube to crash and flip over . K.C. Walsh climbs out unharmed. Hanibal says I love it when a plan comes together.
The A-Team leaves K.C. Walsh tied up for the authorities. In the little village in Baja there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to drug him again.

November 21, 2008

Does my ass look fat in these waders?

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Steve Apple pre Fishizzle.

September 18, 2008

What do you do when gun wielding federales arrive?

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You make the best of it and harvest like you've never harvested before.  This is a see it to believe it story!  Via Bloodydecks.com.  LINK

September 17, 2008

Need River Armor

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Get this guy some River Armor

July 11, 2008

Them's fightin' words

We've been unable to capture (photo or film) our recent battles with several nickel bright summer run fish, so we're supplementing with this brawl.

May 26, 2008

Operation Bass Pro Shops

April 24, 2008

Generation Fly

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April 23, 2008

Chum Flounder goes Hollywood

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April 02, 2008

Sinkhole Streamer Fishing

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Last Thursday, a 40 foot sinkhole formed in the center Interstate 25 just north of the Interstate 70 interchange in Denver. The sinkhole was estimated to16 feet deep, and happened just in time for rush hour. 
Nobody was injured, and Lisa Rattenni decided to make the best of it by taking this huge rainbow. Like we always say, when life gives you lemons, make gin and tonics!

March 14, 2008

You gotta just keep on livin' man. L-I-V-I-N

January 22, 2008

Fishing for Bears

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December 01, 2007

Frankenfish

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“I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”

September 07, 2007

Priorities

Gofishing

August 10, 2007

Decapitated Snake Bites Prosser Man

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Desert creek anglers beware! VIA Seattle Times LINK

Fish Fight?

August 05, 2007

Happy Sunday!

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June 21, 2007

Monkeyn' Around

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Sighted off the coast of South Africa, this mammal made the AEG boys reconsider their supplier.

May 22, 2007

Bonaire Boner?

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Courtesy of Michael Santangelo - this Bonaire angler was captured on film throwing nice tight loops.  We assume he's focused during the crosswind backcast.

May 12, 2007

Always Wear Your Wading Belt!

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Patiently waiting for the next rise, Bennett contemplates his bug selection.

March 06, 2007

The True Birthplace of the San Juan Worm

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March 01, 2007

The Plice is Light?

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The Bob Barker of the far East.

February 22, 2007

Sign This!

Please tell us this is a hoax.

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LINK

February 09, 2007

Girls Gone Fish'n

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Somebody give Gator Tail Productions a bigger talent budget. LINK

January 27, 2007

Boneless Brown Trout

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Don't shoot the messenger. LINK

January 20, 2007

Unpimp My Auto

January 15, 2007

Polly Wanna 10 wt.?

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...from Capt. Hessert at Manhattan Fly.  Alan G. shows off his bird of a different feather (no it ain't no damn photoshop).

January 04, 2007

Cheaters?

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We make no judgment on the alleged theft in this link.  We know Dennis, like Dennis, and some of us have fished with Dennis.  He undoubtably knows his stuff and has a good attitude.  We post this for pure entertainment value and to highlight how serious fly fishing can get.  And, you know our thoughts on that. VIA Washingtonflyfishing.com LINK

December 30, 2006

Skinny Water

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December 21, 2006

More Christmas Gift Ideas...

December 19, 2006

This Sums Up Our Thoughts About Winter Storm 06...

December 16, 2006

POWERLESS

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It's no Katrina, but it hit us pretty hard up here.  The Chum team is all good, but powerless.  Post count may be a bit light for a day or so.

Some have blamed this surge on airmass conflicts.  I choose to beleive it was the soul sucking last breath of my Seahawks as they were swept by the 49rs.  LINK

December 05, 2006

Single Barbless Labrador

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The Lab has no idea of how "seal-like" he actually is.

November 29, 2006

Coatin Foakin Mice Up

November 24, 2006

Happy Post Thanksgiving

November 20, 2006

The day I Was Hooked

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After trying to organize the chaotic mess that is the picture folder on my laptop, I came across this gem. I guess you can call it the exact moment I was literally hooked on fly fishing.

October 09, 2006

Weird Things on the River

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Here's a nice little discussion that demonstrates:

a) Good natured and less-than-serious writing

b) Tweed bag opinions that deter fly fishing newcomers

VIA washingtonflyfishing.com LINK

October 04, 2006

Breaking Down Barriers with Borat

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With Felt Soul Media's Running Down the Man slated to release in 07, we've nominated Borat to make a cameo appearance.  Coincidentally, a recent Borat press conference can be heard here.  If you find it offensive, disturbing, or a waste of time, then good on us.  We've done our job.  If you have no idea of what we speak, then don't worry.  You're probably just a normal human being.

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September 20, 2006

Gortex Causes Cancer

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Here's a nice little serving of ridiculousness on your Wednesday morning.  Link

September 08, 2006

Uncle Boogers Bumper Dumper

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WTF?

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March 07, 2005

Angler's Quest Deluxe

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Why?

The Angler's Quest Deluxe Virtual Fishing Simulator is the most luxurious way to go fishing without getting your feet wet.

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