9 posts categorized "Fishing Quotes"

August 07, 2006

Monday's Fish Quote


“Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish”
- Mark Twain

July 31, 2006

Monday's Fish Quote


“If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.” - Will Rogers

July 24, 2006

Monday's Fish Quote


The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years. - Whitey Herzog

July 17, 2006

Monday's Fish Quote


Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years. - Charles Haas

July 10, 2006

Monday's Fish Quote


“No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise”  - Lewis Carroll

July 03, 2006

Monday's Fishing Quote


Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up. - Jack Handy

June 26, 2006

Monday's Fishing Quote


I only make movies to finance my fishing - Lee Marvin

June 19, 2006

Monday's Fish Quote


I want to go fishing and catch a fishstick. That would be the ultimate convenience. I could easily get a job working for Mrs. Paul's. - Mitch Hedberg

June 05, 2006

Monday's Fishing Quote


Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have not time to go fishing.

Clark Gable


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