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Monday's Fish Quote

“Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish”
- Mark Twain

Monday's Fish Quote

“If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.” - Will Rogers

Monday's Fish Quote

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years. - Whitey Herzog

Monday's Fish Quote

Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years. - Charles Haas

Monday's Fish Quote

“No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise”  - Lewis Carroll

Monday's Fishing Quote

Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up. - Jack Handy

Monday's Fishing Quote

I only make movies to finance my fishing - Lee Marvin

Monday's Fish Quote

I want to go fishing and catch a fishstick. That would be the ultimate convenience. I could easily get a job working for Mrs. Paul's. - Mitch Hedberg

Monday's Fishing Quote

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have not time to go fishing.

Clark Gable