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Banderas Bay Big Game Fishing and Bikini Tournament

 

Tournament Highlights -

    * Best time of the year for billfish and Giant Yellowfin.
    * Fully equipped boats with world renowned captains.
    * Smoking hot Bikini model on every boat as observer, radio operator and catch log recorder.
    * Professional photographer on every boat.
    * Fishermen compete for Cash prizes based on largest tuna/game fish and high score catch and release billfish.
    * First place winner receives an invite into the world championship.
    * Models compete for best image and best tournament operator award/cash prize.
    * Photographer competes for best image award/cash prize. 

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Winter Weather Forces Adjustment in Bikini War Tactics

Rebels plan new offensive come spring.

The Bikini War Equivalent of Capturing Your Opponents Flag

Bass Spokesmodel

Part three in our quest to grant equal time in the gratuitous post category.

Bikini War WMD

Chandler, you leave us no choice but to pull out some of our heavier artillary, please don't make us go Kim Il Jong on your ass.

The Girls of GAFF LINK

Once You Go Natural

The second round of our ongoing effort to be a more fair and balanced purveyor of gratuitous traffic driving posts.

Bonus Points for the Fly Rod?

Ass Hooked Whitey?

Skyblu at A Step Apart responds to the fly fishing blogs exploiting bikini clad women by giving us all a valuable lesson on where to hide the 5X. LINK

A Message from a Flounder

When are you guys going to learn, (including our resident reel purist), that when it comes to the bikini war you're  under gunned. 

Colorado fish flix

Our flounder threw together this sweet little montage that documents our post FFR trip to the Frying Pan and Roaring Fork flows.  Surprise, surprise...El Bowl de Crapper was particularly kind to us.

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Chum/RP Groupie?

SCHA-WING!

Thought we'd share a nice little pic of one of our fans.  If you ask us, she kicks that Hardy Girl's butt up and down the block.  And don't worry, we did a quick focus group with our female audience and they emphatically agreed she rocks by stating, "she's too hot not to share with the world" and "...exploitation my ass." 

Fishing the Flats at the Crack of Dawn

Who wears this shit?  LINK

Bass Pro Jugs

Real fish porn.

Once out on the lake, the girls decide to get naked, arousing not just the fish! Our hero Razzy starts thinking more about Fish’n WITH the big’uns than fishing FOR the big’un!  LINK

Wahooooo

While some may say this post is just a shameless attempt to drive traffic we say it's a valuable lesson in how to handle game fish when wearing a tiny bikini.  LINK